10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss