10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack