10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"