10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --