10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament