10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from