10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson