10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Welcome to kicker school
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker