10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders