10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!