10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Fold and live to fold again
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers