10 Random Poker Quotes

After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
It's Free To Fold...
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --