10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim