10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Welcome to kicker school
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"