10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---