10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.