10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.