10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for loners.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "No river, no fish."