10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier