10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "No river, no fish."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha