10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.