10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-