10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.