10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.