10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.