10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.