10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."