10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"