10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike