10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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