10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• im going to 2 out you to death