10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.