10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss