10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.