10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi