10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.