10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---