10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.