10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe