10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom