10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.