10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Welcome to kicker school
• The all-in play works everytime but once.