10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT