10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright