10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek