10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.