10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Welcome to kicker school
• It's Free To Fold...
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.