10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Welcome to kicker school