10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez