10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT